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  <title>'ze Bill</title>
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  <updated>2007-12-19T19:33:48Z</updated>
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    <title>Haha! I Find things on the interwebz</title>
    <published>2007-12-19T19:33:48Z</published>
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    <content type="html">You should listen to this, because I say so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="2" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:merwer:1670</id>
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    <title>merwer @ 2007-11-15T08:27:00</title>
    <published>2007-11-15T13:28:13Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-15T13:28:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I see Alana's Mario Flute and raise her a piano&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="1" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:merwer:1497</id>
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    <title>merwer @ 2007-10-01T13:14:00</title>
    <published>2007-10-01T16:15:44Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-01T16:15:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm not really one to post on my journal, but I think this is worthy of such an occurence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Went out and bought 2 copies of Half-life 2 on Saturday, one for me and one for &lt;span class='ljuser' lj:user='insaneamoeba' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://insaneamoeba.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://insaneamoeba.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;insaneamoeba&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. Started playing it that night (Sunday morning?) and realized that I hadn't ever beaten HL1, so I installed HL1 and started playing that. As always, it's a great game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BUUUUT, the whole reason we decided to get HL2 is because Team Fortress 2 is coming out. I've been looking forward to this game for a good 5 years now, even before I graduated High School, and it comes out next week! I'm super pumped, but at the same time I know what's going to happen. It comes out October 9th, my first Tuesday in Ottawa, so I'm going to be severely lacking in the internets department. Which when I think about it, is probably a good thing, since I'm &lt;b&gt;SUPPOSED&lt;/b&gt; to be looking at apartments &lt;strike&gt;damnit, I want to shoot people with rockets&lt;/strike&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, the game looks freakin' awesome. Cell-shaded Shooter? can you say "yes please?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://orange.half-life2.com/tf2.html"&gt;Link to the gaming hotness&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh well, at least I know that as soon as I DO get internet, my life is gone again. I'm also hoping that my old TFC clan-mates are as pumped as me, and are thinking about re-forming.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:merwer:1139</id>
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    <title>The internets win again</title>
    <published>2007-09-14T11:50:11Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20070914"&gt;http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20070914&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://lemonizer.com/banana/"&gt;http://lemonizer.com/banana/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:merwer:981</id>
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    <title>My accent blows</title>
    <published>2007-07-24T12:01:47Z</published>
    <updated>2007-07-24T12:07:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif; background-color: white;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" style="background: white; color: black; padding: 5px;"&gt;&lt;b style="font: bold 20px &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;, serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;"&gt;What American accent do you have?&lt;/b&gt; &lt;div style="font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 4px;"&gt;Your Result: &lt;b&gt;The Midland&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 65%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;"&gt;"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent."  You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas.  You have a good voice for TV and radio.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;The West&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 65%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;North Central&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 53%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;The South&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 50%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;Boston&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 44%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;Philadelphia&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 27%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;The Inland North&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 22%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;The Northeast&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="background: white; padding: 3px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;"&gt;&lt;div style="width: 18%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 8px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have"&gt;&lt;b&gt;What American accent do you have?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/"&gt;Quiz Created on GoToQuiz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;I always thought that my accent didn't sound like the northeast (or Canadian for that matter), but now I have a random internet quiz with a huge amount of credibility behind it to prove it.&amp;lt;/sarcasm&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Blasted internets, they win again</title>
    <published>2007-07-17T16:20:43Z</published>
    <updated>2007-07-17T16:46:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">First Post and it's one of these silly online quizes.
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&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/fantastical/1.jpg"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;b&gt;You are The Magician&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana"&gt;Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana"&gt;Eleoquent and charismatic&amp;nbsp;both verbally and in writing,  
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana"&gt;The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;b&gt;What Tarot Card are You?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot"&gt;Take the Test to Find Out.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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